Spell Slots T-Shirt

Round one you are a god of raw arcane power. Round three you are throwing rocks and pretending it was the plan all along. A D&D shirt for every spellcaster who has never once paced themselves. The design is a retro neon sign reading Spell Slots above a vintage slot machine with a potion, a fireball and a skull in its windows, and the line Always Empty By Round 3 underneath.