Failed All Three Death Saves T-Shirt

Three failed rolls, one very dead character, and a player who turned up anyway with snacks and strong opinions about everyone else's tactics. A D&D shirt for the hero whose best session happened entirely from the sidelines. The design shows a cheerful hooded skeleton giving a thumbs up beside a battered round shield, with three crossed out death save circles and the words Failed All Three Death Saves, Still Showed Up For Session.